Sirens
Sirens

Sirens (2014)

6.82 seasonsComedy

A comedy that follows three Chicago EMTs who despite their narcissistic and self-destructive personalities are uniquely qualified to save lives.

📺 Seasons & Episodes

Season 110 episodes
Pilot

1. Pilot

22 min

While Brian has his first day on the rig, Johnny runs into Theresa for the first time since they took "a break," and Hank and the guys discuss their "In Case of Emergency" contacts.

A Bitch Named Karma

2. A Bitch Named Karma

22 min

A lightning strike at a church picnic gets the guys to start thinking about how there’s no justice in sickness and injury, because like it or not, the “rain falls equally on the just and the unjust.” After a discussion of karma, the guys volunteer to teach CPR to disadvantaged kids only to later be given killer Bears tickets for the same day they’re supposed to teach.

Rachel McAdams Topless

3. Rachel McAdams Topless

22 min

A patient knocking on death's door pleads with the guys to go back to his house and clear the search history on his computer. After they stumble across a troubling image on the computer screen, the guys can’t get it out of their heads. Meanwhile, Johnny remembers that Theresa has his iPad and it contains things that he wishes he could clear.

Famous Last Words

4. Famous Last Words

22 min

A dying man’s last words inspire Johnny to have the first conversation he’s had with his dad in seven years. Elsewhere, a determined Brian takes Hank on a quest to communicate the dead man’s final message to a long lost love.

Alcohol Related Injury

5. Alcohol Related Injury

22 min

After a drunken hook up, Johnny and Theresa decide they can have "just sex" so long as they establish clear ground rules. Meanwhile, the guys treat injuries resulting from a drunken backyard game of illegal "Jarts", one of which allows Brian to start checking items off his EMT “bucket list.”

The Finger

6. The Finger

22 min

Johnny introduces Theresa to his father and is taken aback when his Dad drops a bomb of a secret on him. Elsewhere, Brian struggles to find the right moves to put on his work crush, while Hank gets a new father figure that he never planned for.

Till Jeff Do Us Part

7. Till Jeff Do Us Part

22 min

Johnny steps up for his friend when Hank gets an invitation to his Ex’s wedding, while Theresa has trouble seeing eye to eye with a wedding guest. Meanwhile, Brian learns a new job skill.

Itsy Bitsy Spider

8. Itsy Bitsy Spider

22 min

After it's revealed that Hank is deathly afraid of spiders and Brian comes face-to-face with his suicidal doppleganger, everyone examines their own fears, and Johnny gets payback for all the practical jokes he’s played.

There's No ''I'' in Cream

9. There's No ''I'' in Cream

22 min

While teaching a class to prospective EMTs, the crew recalls a day that ran the gamut from the mundane to the catastrophic, and Johnny tries to find out who ate last the donut.

Shotgun Wedding

10. Shotgun Wedding

22 min

Theresa has a brush with death on the job and resolves to join the FBI in Washington. When Johnny proposes marriage to keep her in Chicago, they must overcome a series of catastrophes and mishaps to get to the altar.

Season 213 episodes
Superdick

1. Superdick

22 min

When the guys save a landlord with a nut allergy, Johnny finds the perfect apartment to share with Theresa, and his relationship with her enters a new "territory." Brian tries to understand his relationship with Voodoo.

Johnny Nightingale

2. Johnny Nightingale

22 min

The murky relationship between the caregiver and the cared-for is exposed when Johnny encounters an overly grateful patient and Brian agrees to escort an injured young woman to her prom.

Briandipity

3. Briandipity

22 min

The guys consider ideas of fate and serendipity when random events occur; Johnny is upset to learn that Theresa does not believe destiny had a hand in their being together.

Transcendual

4. Transcendual

22 min

The guys treat an overly-ambitious gym rat; Johnny and Hank get free passes at a health club; Voodoo tests Brian's limits.

All the Single Ladies

5. All the Single Ladies

22 min

Johnny and Hank are horrified when they find out they have to ride along on Brian's first night shift.

Screw the One Percent

6. Screw the One Percent

22 min

Johnny must deal with his prejudice against rich, white men when Hank begins dating his landlord; Billy helps Brian work through heartbreak.

Let Pythons Be Pythons

7. Let Pythons Be Pythons

22 min

A car crash at a firehouse releases an unusual passenger; and Billy accompanies Theresa and Maeve to a sample sale.

Hypocritical Oath

8. Hypocritical Oath

22 min

After saving a local mobster, Brian encourages the guys to make changes in the rig. Hank considers the worst person he has ever helped. Billy looks for a neighborhood pony.

Charbroiled

9. Charbroiled

22 min

A drunken brawl among sports fans reverberates at a family barbecue, where disputes occur over a new gas grill.

Balls

10. Balls

22 min

Johnny, Theresa, Billy and Maeve begin to play tennis together; Cash helps Hank shop for his mother's birthday gift; Brian rides along with Voodoo and Stats.

Six Feet Over/Under

11. Six Feet Over/Under

22 min

Johnny and his mom deal with his dad's slipping into a coma in very different ways: He tries to repay an old debt while she places bets on what time her former husband will die. In other events, the guys can't rid themselves of an unfortunate earworm.

No Love

12. No Love

22 min

After observing the respect that Theresa receives on the job, Johnny gets the guys to revive an old program in order to get a little respect for EMTs.

Sub-Primal Fears

13. Sub-Primal Fears

22 min

In the Season 2 finale, the guys treat a man who fears hospitals. In other events, Brian confronts his fear of moving out; and Johnny has a fear realized when Billy temporarily moves in with him and Theresa.

Cast

Michael Mosley

Michael Mosley

Johnny Farrell

Kevin Daniels

Kevin Daniels

Hank St. Clare

Kevin Bigley

Kevin Bigley

Brian Czyk

Jessica McNamee

Jessica McNamee

Theresa Kelly

Bill Nunn

Bill Nunn

Cash

Josh Segarra

Josh Segarra

Billy Cepeda

Similar Shows