Storage Wars: Northern Treasures
Storage Wars: Northern Treasures

Storage Wars: Northern Treasures (2013)

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On a daily basis, high-stakes buyers descend upon repossessed and forgotten storage units. Storage Wars: Northern Treasures follows four teams hoping to score big on a modern treasure hunt.

📺 Seasons & Episodes

Season 136 episodes
Northern Lights. Northern Fights

1. Northern Lights. Northern Fights

25 min

The buyers travel to the town of Aurora, where they hope to uncover a wealth of treasures. “The Instigator” Roy spots a hidden gem that may give him the upper hand, while “The Veterans” Rick and Cindy find a mysterious item worth investigating. Father-and-son duo Paul and Bogart (“High Roller and The Kid”) are played for suckers, and Ursula “The Knock Out” learns the hard way that there are no friends at auction.

Orangeville Squeeze Play

2. Orangeville Squeeze Play

25 min

As the buyers peel into Orangeville, Ursula is determined to prove she’s a major player, Roy bids up the competition, and Paul and Bogart uncover an item that just might be cuckoo.

You Just Got “Roy’d”!

3. You Just Got “Roy’d”!

25 min

Brampton becomes a battleground as Roy blasts the buyers with rude and crude comments. Cindy does her best to throw Ursula off her game, and Paul tries his best to teach Bogart a thing or two.

Safes n’ Snakes

4. Safes n’ Snakes

25 min

In Orangeville, the buyers resort to head games to psych out the competition. Roy manages to distract Cindy, but gets caught up in Ursula’s charm. Later, Roy and Cindy double-team Paul and Bogart.

It’s Like Archaeology, You Dig?

5. It’s Like Archaeology, You Dig?

25 min

North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past that could enrich their future. Roy buries Cindy and uncovers something with major potential, while Bogart finds a locker that he knows a thing or two about. Rick and Cindy find an item with First Nations ties.

Ain’t No Locker Like A Birthday Locker

6. Ain’t No Locker Like A Birthday Locker

25 min

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Wanna Smell My Hair?

7. Wanna Smell My Hair?

25 min

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Fashion Passion

8. Fashion Passion

25 min

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Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted

9. Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted

25 min

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Crazy From the Heat

10. Crazy From the Heat

25 min

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The Thrilla in Clairevilla

11. The Thrilla in Clairevilla

25 min

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Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax

12. Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax

25 min

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The Rise of the Liquidator

13. The Rise of the Liquidator

25 min

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Canadian Pecker

14. Canadian Pecker

25 min

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A-locker-lypse Now

15. A-locker-lypse Now

25 min

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Even Veterans Get the Blues

16. Even Veterans Get the Blues

25 min

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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators

17. The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators

25 min

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Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High

18. Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High

25 min

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Com-Paul-sive Behaviour

19. Com-Paul-sive Behaviour

25 min

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Psychic Psych Out

20. Psychic Psych Out

25 min

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Cold Turkeys

21. Cold Turkeys

25 min

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Worst Best Man Ever

22. Worst Best Man Ever

25 min

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The Lame, The Sick, and The Crazy

23. The Lame, The Sick, and The Crazy

25 min

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Crate Expectations

24. Crate Expectations

25 min

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A Bad Day to Be Bogart

25. A Bad Day to Be Bogart

25 min

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Ursula’s Just Not That Into You

26. Ursula’s Just Not That Into You

25 min

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It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It

27. It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It

25 min

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Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Insult

28. Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Insult

25 min

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Giddy Up

29. Giddy Up

25 min

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Lil Roy

30. Lil Roy

25 min

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Paul and Bogart Make a Promo

31. Paul and Bogart Make a Promo

25 min

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London Storage is Falling Down

32. London Storage is Falling Down

25 min

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O Brother, I Hate Thou

33. O Brother, I Hate Thou

25 min

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Spies Like Urs

34. Spies Like Urs

25 min

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Brawl in the Family

35. Brawl in the Family

25 min

Bogart gets upset about Paul's bidding at an auction in Toronto.

All’s Fair in Love and Storage War

36. All’s Fair in Love and Storage War

25 min

No description available.

Season 236 episodes
Bigger Stronger Meaner Dumber

1. Bigger Stronger Meaner Dumber

25 min

The buyers return to Canada’s storage auction scene bigger, stronger, meaner and crazier than ever. Roy hires bodyguards to keep the riff raff away at an auction in Brampton. Bogart quits… but just when he thinks he’s out; can Paul pull him back in? Rick and Cindy make a wicket-awesome discovery, and Ursula gets carried away. Celebrity guests include Canadian healthy living advocates Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod, as well as Canadian National Cricket Team player Harvir Baidwan.

That's Mr. Pecker to You

2. That's Mr. Pecker to You

25 min

Fill-in auctioneer Patrick Pecker returns to call an auction and chaos ensues. Roy’s arch-nemesis, auctioneer Patrick Pecker, calls an auction on Weston Road. While Roy seeks to lift the curse, Ursula works her charm. Meanwhile, Bogart reads Paul the riot-shirt, and Rick and Cindy get lost (try not to bug out).

Who Wants to be a Bazillionaire?

3. Who Wants to be a Bazillionaire?

25 min

Ursula’s new employee Tania makes a big impression at an auction in Toronto. Ursula’s new employee Tania is tough, goth, and not afraid to pick a fight at an auction in Toronto. Of course, Cindy isn’t about to back down. When Bogart decides to assert himself, he threatens Roy’s claim to the title of biggest jerk at the auction.

‘Cause That’s What Janitors Do!

4. ‘Cause That’s What Janitors Do!

25 min

Mike and Armando are janitors by night, buyers by day, and ready to get in on the action at an auction in Emery Village. Part-time janitors Mike and Armando hope to clean up at an auction in Emery Village. Rick and Cindy don’t want to deal with yet another pair of newbies. Paul on the other hand, is always on the lookout for potential replacements for Bogart. Roy can’t handle the tooth, but Ursula’s gnarly locker is, like, totally tubular!

Shirt Happens

5. Shirt Happens

25 min

Buying partnerships are put to the test at an auction in Brampton. Buying partnerships are put to the test at an auction in Brampton. Paul moans when Bogart puts him on a diet. Meanwhile, Rick squirms when Cindy wants him to wear a spiffy new shirt. Ursula tries on her bossy-pants, but what Roy finds really puts the icing on the cake.

Keep Your Friends Close and The Veterans Closer

6. Keep Your Friends Close and The Veterans Closer

25 min

Paul and Bogart vow to take down Rick and Cindy at an auction in Orillia. Paul and Bogart declare storage war on the veterans at an auction in Orillia. But Roy goes against the declaration and bums a ride off them instead. Ursula has a bad hair day, and Rick and Cindy meet Sportsnet Broadcaster and former Stanley Cup Champion Nick Kypreos.

Knockout Punch

7. Knockout Punch

25 min

Ursula declares war on Roy at an auction in the Old Weston neighbourhood of Toronto. Roy is up to his usual antics at an auction in the Old Weston neighbourhood of Toronto. Only this time, Ursula strikes back with full force. Paul and Bogart are the epitome of the blind leading the blind, while Rick and Cindy’s locker is more than meets the eye.

Worst Laid Plans

8. Worst Laid Plans

25 min

Paul and Bogart put away all their gimmicks and tricks for an auction in Leaside. Paul and Bogart concoct an entirely new strategy for an auction in Leaside: to have no strategy at all. Rick and Cindy play doctor, Ursula gets her geek on, and Roy rocks out with Canadian metal icon Robb Reiner of Anvil.

Chini-chilla Bang Bang

9. Chini-chilla Bang Bang

25 min

Ursula brings her pet chinchilla Monty to an auction in East Gwillimbury. Ursula hopes her pet chinchilla will bring her luck at an auction in East Gwillimbury, but little Monty has ideas of his own. Rick and Cindy get into watersports, Paul and Bogart make a virtue of chastity, and Roy comes to work in his pajamas.

Roy Marks His Territory

10. Roy Marks His Territory

25 min

Tensions run high between Roy and Ursula at an auction in Thornhill. Roy brings his dog for support and Ursula does her best to ignore them. Paul and Bogart hope their life coach will give them a leg up, and Cindy can't hear a word anyone is saying.

Kennys vs Kennys

11. Kennys vs Kennys

25 min

Paul and Bogart swore never to bring Bogart's sisters to another auction, which is why Roy brings them to one in Cambridge. Rick and Cindy try getting lucky with some models, while Ursula hopes magician Zack Mirza can make money materialize.

Roy Dirnbeck: The Roy Dirnbeck Story

12. Roy Dirnbeck: The Roy Dirnbeck Story

25 min

After months of waiting for Cindy to set a wedding date, Rick makes a bold move at an auction in Mississauga. Roy records his memoirs for bidding posterity. Ursula finds a new place to stash her booze, and Paul and Bogart get conched on the head.

Schlock Therapy

13. Schlock Therapy

25 min

Roy antagonizes the buyers at an auction in Don Mills with free psychological analysis. Ursula tries to rein in Paul's reckless bidding habits while Bogart's away making wedding plans. Rick preaches caution, but Cindy goes for the big score.

Cougar Pants

14. Cougar Pants

25 min

Cindy and Rick search for fresh lockers at an auction in Toronto. Unforeseen expenses force Ursula to reconsider her attitude about stripping. Roy crashes hard. Paul and Bogart experience the merciless negotiations of Jeff Schwarz: The Liquidator.

Confessions of a Dangerous Mime

15. Confessions of a Dangerous Mime

25 min

To his own amusement, Roy brings a mime to an auction in Corktown. Rick and Cindy arrive in a foul mood, Bogart hopes to whip Paul into shape, and Ursula aims to skewer the competition. Later, Roy gets a weather lesson from BT's Frank Ferragine.

Utopia?

16. Utopia?

25 min

The buyers head to Utopia hoping that the auction lives up to its name. Roy is flush with cash and is not afraid to bribe. Ursula runs afoul of some fowl, Rick and Cindy must atone for their sins, and Paul and Bogart uncover some true dough.

Three Kennys Are Worse Than None

17. Three Kennys Are Worse Than None

25 min

Paul and Bogart arrive at an auction with a new “secret weapon:” Paul's inexperienced brother Barry.

Instigator in Training

18. Instigator in Training

25 min

Roy shows his nephew what being an instigator is all about at an auction in South Etobicoke. Bogart wants a new catch-phrase. Rick's pirate shtick grates on Cindy's nerves, but that's nothing compared to what they get from director Kenny Hotz.

Goji, Bogie and the Yogi

19. Goji, Bogie and the Yogi

25 min

Bogart's hooked on goji berry juice and plans to spread the word at an auction in Milton. Roy is in all white, looking to spread distraction. Cindy's mind is on the lockers, but Rick's is in the gutter. Ursula has a bonsai to pick with her locker.

Exceedingly Loud and Uncomfortably Close

20. Exceedingly Loud and Uncomfortably Close

25 min

Roy distracts other buyers by invading their personal space at an auction in Mississauga. Paul and Bogart are clueless at finding a gift for Bogart's fiancée. Rick and Cindy regret arriving on rollerblades and Ursula has a horrific hair day.

Pranking the Monkeys

21. Pranking the Monkeys

25 min

Roy makes mischief at an auction in Toronto with an assortment of classic pranks. Rick and Cindy resort to flashing to grab Don's attention. Ursula vows to take the perfect selfie, and Paul decides Bogart is finally ready for “the talk."

All Aboard the Party Train!

22. All Aboard the Party Train!

25 min

The bachelor party Roy has planned for Bogart is all anyone can talk about. Before the party can begin, Paul and Bogart take care of some adorable business and Rick and Cindy hope to make some money at the track when they meet up with an Olympian.

Freaks and Greeks

23. Freaks and Greeks

25 min

New buyer Tommy is larger than life and looking for a big score at an auction in Brampton. Roy arrives with an intern, eager to mentor for free labor. Rick and Cindy hedge their bets and Ursula would rather be shopping.

Honeymoon Capital of the Storage World

24. Honeymoon Capital of the Storage World

25 min

The buyers attend an auction in Niagara Falls. Rick and Cindy wonder if Cindy will be recognized in her old hometown. Ursula is in a sticky situation, Roy is better off undead, and Paul and Bogart visit the Ripley's Believe It or Not! Museum.

Hug Life

25. Hug Life

25 min

Paul, Bogart, and their life coach go to an auction in Toronto. If any problems arise, they must “hug it out.” Ursula encourages her daughter to run away to join the circus. Rick takes charge, Cindy doesn't notice, and Roy sets his glass on fire.

Between a Brawk and a Hard Place

26. Between a Brawk and a Hard Place

25 min

Roy reaches new levels of distraction by training a talking parrot to insult the rest of the buyers at an auction in Etobicoke. Rick and Cindy do some detective work, Ursula could use a hand, and Paul and Bogart make money where the sun doesn't shine.

Two Men and a Fake Baby

27. Two Men and a Fake Baby

25 min

Paul wants his son to be a father someday but is unhappy when Bogart brings a “practice baby” to an auction. Ursula finds out if blondes do have more fun. Rick and Cindy try silent but deadly tactics and no one notices when Roy is more honest.

The Birds and the Bees and the Bulls

28. The Birds and the Bees and the Bulls

25 min

The buyers learn lessons at an auction in Ontario. Paul and Bogart discover that listening to each other is useless. Glasses affect Ursula's bidding. Roy learns that his true calling is a frat boy and Rick and Cindy get too much information.

Ursula Goes Banana

29. Ursula Goes Banana

25 min

Ursula goes ape at an auction when Roy says her coat makes her look like a monkey. Paul and Bogart set a bad example for returning buyer Jeff Gardner and his son. It takes a lot for Rick and Cindy to bid on their locker and Roy's out for blood.

One Man Party

30. One Man Party

25 min

Roy brings noisemakers to an auction in Emery Village but the other buyers aren't feeling it. Rick and Cindy prefer to clown around on their own time. Paul and Bogart boogie with some intergalactic performers, and all Ursula wants is a strong coffee.

May the Schwarz Be With You

31. May the Schwarz Be With You

25 min

Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” is back and is causing as much chaos as possible.

Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle

32. Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle

25 min

Paul's daughters return for an auction and decide to work as a team of their own, which ruins the day for Bogart. Roy hopes it doesn't cost him a locker. Rick and Cindy get serious about fitness and Ursula meets soprano Lindsay Sutherland Boal.

Dude, Where's My Locker?

33. Dude, Where's My Locker?

25 min

Ursula 'bro's out' at an auction in Ajax where she runs into buyers Mike and Armando. Bogart wears an eye-patch to cover an injury. Rick and Cindy do some basic training. Mike and Armando go for a spin with ice racing champion Anthony Barlow.

Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child

34. Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child

25 min

Cindy comes to an auction in Toronto with voodoo dolls of the other buyers. Rick's not convinced but knows better than to question Cindy.

Storage Wars: Extreme Edition!!!

35. Storage Wars: Extreme Edition!!!

25 min

Bogart sets out to make an “extreme locker buying” video at an auction in North Toronto with cameras on his and Paul's heads. Ursula looks even more glamorous, Rick and Cindy get their groom on, and Roy scores a date with Olympian Elizabeth Manley.

All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous

36. All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous

25 min

Roy hires impersonators of the buyers at an auction. Paul and Bogart bond as they evade them. Rick and Cindy keep searching lockers and former NHL player Jim Thomson helps them find The Great One. Roy and Ursula's friendship blooms.

Cast

Rick Coffill

Rick Coffill

Self

Roy Dirnbeck

Roy Dirnbeck

Self

Cindy Hayden

Cindy Hayden

Self

Bogart Kenny

Bogart Kenny

Self

Paul Kenny

Paul Kenny

Self

Don Reinhart

Don Reinhart

Self

Ursula Stolf

Ursula Stolf

Self

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