Tyler Perry's House of Payne
Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Tyler Perry's House of Payne (2007)

7.613 seasonsComedy

A multigenerational, working-class family experience life's struggles with faith, love and, most importantly, humor. Curtis, aka 'Pops', the uncle and head of the household, has house and home turned upside down when an unexpected event forces his nephew, CJ, and CJ’s kids to move in, putting three generations under one roof. This chaotic living situation takes its toll on cranky Pops, who is reluctant to have his routine disturbed. In addition to CJ’s family, Pops and Ella’s son, Calvin, a wise-cracking, broke college student, hangs out at home, making it impossible for any peace and quiet. It soon becomes evident just how wide the gap is, as the family tries to find a way to coexist through all of life’s hilarious ups and downs.

📺 Seasons & Episodes

Specials10 episodes
(Pilot) The Roof is On Fire

1. (Pilot) The Roof is On Fire

30 min

C.J. Payne and his wife, Janine, are happily married with two children and live in a nice home. When their house catches on fire, they are forced to move in under the roof of C.J.'s aunt and uncle and no one is happy with the present situation. Meanwhile Janine gets acquainted with C.J.'s aunt.

(Pilot) When the Smoke Clears Out

2. (Pilot) When the Smoke Clears Out

30 min

C.J. and Janine's relationship starts to get worse when C.J. finds out that Janine hasn't been paying the bills for their house. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik start bonding after the television system blows up.

(Pilot) The Invasion Part 1

3. (Pilot) The Invasion Part 1

30 min

Curtis has problems with Malik's new outfit and C.J.'s current living condition puts him in a bad mood.

(Pilot) Take It or Leave It - The Invasion Part 2

4. (Pilot) Take It or Leave It - The Invasion Part 2

30 min

C.J. is attracted to Malik's math teacher. Meanwhile, Ella has to tell Claretha some bad news about her involvement with the church.

(Pilot) Home Alone

5. (Pilot) Home Alone

30 min

C.J. is left home in the house with his kids and Claretha while Curtis and Ella go out of town for the weekend.

(Pilot) I Got the Hook Up - Home Alone Part 2

6. (Pilot) I Got the Hook Up - Home Alone Part 2

30 min

C.J. tries to get back in the dating scene, but his efforts are thwarted as Pops and Claretha follow him during his date with Claretha's daughter, Hugeretha. Meanwhile, Curtis tries to have his monthly poker game while babysitting the kids at the same time.

(Pilot) Ella's War

7. (Pilot) Ella's War

30 min

While Curtis is away, Ella gets a visit from C.J.'s ex-wife Janine who asks Ella to help her get her life together. Things get serious between C.J. and Malik and Jazmine's vice-principal.

(Pilot) No Place Like Home

8. (Pilot) No Place Like Home

30 min

After finishing her stay in rehab, C.J.'s ex-wife asks Ella if she could move back in.

(Pilot) Divided We Fall

9. (Pilot) Divided We Fall

30 min

When Ella gets sick, Curtis takes on more responsibilities. C.J. struggles to adapt to living with Janine.

(Pilot) Big Baller, Shot Caller

10. (Pilot) Big Baller, Shot Caller

30 min

While C.J. is less than inclined to meet Janine's new boyfriend, Curtis studies painting.

Season 155 episodes
Bully and the Beast

1. Bully and the Beast

30 min

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

I Can Cry If I Want To

2. I Can Cry If I Want To

30 min

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

More Than Meets the Eye

3. More Than Meets the Eye

30 min

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

Busted

4. Busted

30 min

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

Lost and Found

5. Lost and Found

30 min

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

Down and Outted

6. Down and Outted

30 min

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

No Money, Mo’ Problems

7. No Money, Mo’ Problems

30 min

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

Just Say No

8. Just Say No

30 min

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

Surprise, Surprise

9. Surprise, Surprise

30 min

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

Father Knows Best

10. Father Knows Best

30 min

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

I Keep Coming Up Short

11. I Keep Coming Up Short

30 min

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

The Buck Stops Here

12. The Buck Stops Here

30 min

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

Wax On, Wax Off

13. Wax On, Wax Off

30 min

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

Head of the Class

14. Head of the Class

30 min

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

15. Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

30 min

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

16. Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

30 min

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

Cracking Under Pressure

17. Cracking Under Pressure

30 min

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

Club PCP

18. Club PCP

30 min

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

Sadly Mistaken

19. Sadly Mistaken

30 min

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

And Justice for All

20. And Justice for All

30 min

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

I Got the Hook Up

21. I Got the Hook Up

30 min

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

Absolutely Positive

22. Absolutely Positive

30 min

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

The Perfect Storm

23. The Perfect Storm

30 min

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

Teacher's Pet

24. Teacher's Pet

30 min

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

25. Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

30 min

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2

26. Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2

30 min

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

Weeping May Endure for a Night

27. Weeping May Endure for a Night

30 min

Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.

The Big Test

28. The Big Test

30 min

C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.

Balancing Act

29. Balancing Act

30 min

C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

Why Can't We Be Friends

30. Why Can't We Be Friends

30 min

Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.

Dog Day Afternoon

31. Dog Day Afternoon

30 min

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

New Beginnings

32. New Beginnings

30 min

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.

Heavy Petting

33. Heavy Petting

30 min

When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

The Fast and the Furious

34. The Fast and the Furious

30 min

Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

Gone in 60 Seconds

35. Gone in 60 Seconds

30 min

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)

Lost Without U

36. Lost Without U

30 min

C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

I Rest My Case

37. I Rest My Case

30 min

Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.

A House is Not a Home

38. A House is Not a Home

30 min

C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.

Home Alone

39. Home Alone

30 min

Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.

The Wench Who Saved Christmas

40. The Wench Who Saved Christmas

30 min

Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.

Trial by Fire: Part 1

41. Trial by Fire: Part 1

30 min

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

Trial by Fire: Part 2

42. Trial by Fire: Part 2

30 min

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

Trial by Fire: Part 3

43. Trial by Fire: Part 3

30 min

As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.

Reality Check

44. Reality Check

30 min

The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.

Piece of Mind

45. Piece of Mind

30 min

The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.

There's No Place Like Home

46. There's No Place Like Home

30 min

Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.

Mommie Dearest

47. Mommie Dearest

30 min

C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.

You Big Dummy

48. You Big Dummy

30 min

Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.

It's a Boy

49. It's a Boy

30 min

Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.

No Payne, No Gain

50. No Payne, No Gain

30 min

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

Devil in a Blue Suit

51. Devil in a Blue Suit

30 min

Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.

Bad Influence

52. Bad Influence

30 min

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.

Play on Playa

53. Play on Playa

30 min

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

It's Getting Hot in Here

54. It's Getting Hot in Here

30 min

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

Don't Get It Twisted

55. Don't Get It Twisted

30 min

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

Season 225 episodes
Wife Swap

1. Wife Swap

30 min

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

Stop Being All Funky

2. Stop Being All Funky

30 min

C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.

Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner

3. Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner

30 min

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

Game Over

4. Game Over

30 min

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

Crazy in Love

5. Crazy in Love

30 min

Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.

Time to Clean House

6. Time to Clean House

30 min

The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.

Living with Liz

7. Living with Liz

30 min

Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.

Aches and Paynes

8. Aches and Paynes

30 min

Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

It's a Boy

9. It's a Boy

30 min

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.

The Big Bang Theory

10. The Big Bang Theory

30 min

Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.

Step It Up

11. Step It Up

30 min

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

Expectations

12. Expectations

30 min

Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

Cheers

13. Cheers

30 min

Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.

Can I Get a Witness?

14. Can I Get a Witness?

30 min

Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

Commencement Day

15. Commencement Day

30 min

Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.

A Shock to the System

16. A Shock to the System

30 min

Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

Moral Dilemma

17. Moral Dilemma

30 min

When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

Sex, Lies and Videotapes

18. Sex, Lies and Videotapes

30 min

CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.

The Beat Down

19. The Beat Down

30 min

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.

Respect Me

20. Respect Me

30 min

Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmine's prank.

Trial By Fire Pt. 2

21. Trial By Fire Pt. 2

30 min

Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

Trial By Fire Pt. 3

22. Trial By Fire Pt. 3

30 min

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

Crazy in Love

23. Crazy in Love

30 min

Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.

Reality Check

24. Reality Check

30 min

The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children to visit Janine---without CJ's consent.

Piece of Mind

25. Piece of Mind

30 min

The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.

Season 325 episodes
Aches and Paynes

1. Aches and Paynes

30 min

Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

The Big Bang Theory

2. The Big Bang Theory

30 min

Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.

Step It Up

3. Step It Up

30 min

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

No Pain, No Gain

4. No Pain, No Gain

30 min

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

Devil in a Blue Suit

5. Devil in a Blue Suit

30 min

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

Bad Influence

6. Bad Influence

30 min

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

Play on Playa

7. Play on Playa

30 min

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

Its Getting Hot in Here

8. Its Getting Hot in Here

30 min

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

Don't Get It Twisted

9. Don't Get It Twisted

30 min

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

Wife Swap

10. Wife Swap

30 min

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

Stop Being All Funky

11. Stop Being All Funky

30 min

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

12. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

30 min

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

Game Over

13. Game Over

30 min

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

Can I get a Witness?

14. Can I get a Witness?

30 min

Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.

Commencement Day

15. Commencement Day

30 min

Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.

A Shock to the System

16. A Shock to the System

30 min

Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.

Compromising Position

17. Compromising Position

30 min

Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.

Moral Dilemma

18. Moral Dilemma

30 min

When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.

Sex, Lies and Videotapes

19. Sex, Lies and Videotapes

30 min

C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.

Time to Clean House

20. Time to Clean House

30 min

The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.

Living with Liz

21. Living with Liz

30 min

Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.

Beat Down

22. Beat Down

30 min

Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.

Expectations

23. Expectations

30 min

Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.

Cheers

24. Cheers

30 min

Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

25. R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

30 min

Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel.

Season 425 episodes
Driving Me Crazy

1. Driving Me Crazy

30 min

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good

2. Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good

30 min

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

What the-?

3. What the-?

30 min

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

5. How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

30 min

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

And....Cut!

6. And....Cut!

30 min

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

Old School vs. New School

7. Old School vs. New School

30 min

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

Fire and Disire

8. Fire and Disire

30 min

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

Unsung Heros

9. Unsung Heros

30 min

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

10. Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

30 min

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

True Lies

11. True Lies

30 min

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

That Sounds Sweet

12. That Sounds Sweet

30 min

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

Meet the Lucases

13. Meet the Lucases

30 min

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

Out on a Limb

14. Out on a Limb

30 min

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

Can't Buy Me Love

15. Can't Buy Me Love

30 min

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

To Have and to Hold

16. To Have and to Hold

30 min

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

Unexpected Results

17. Unexpected Results

30 min

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

18. Let's Get Ready to Rumble

30 min

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

Father's Day

19. Father's Day

30 min

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

All is Not Lost!

21. All is Not Lost!

30 min

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

Party Over Here!

22. Party Over Here!

30 min

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

The Last Supper

23. The Last Supper

30 min

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

24. We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

30 min

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

25. We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

30 min

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

Labor Paynes (2)

77. Labor Paynes (2)

30 min

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Guys' Night Out, girls Night In

79. Guys' Night Out, girls Night In

30 min

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

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Labor Paynes (1)

1. Labor Paynes (1)

30 min

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

Labor Paynes (2)

2. Labor Paynes (2)

30 min

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

Your Wife's a Payne

3. Your Wife's a Payne

30 min

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

Casa De Payne

4. Casa De Payne

30 min

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

It's A Payne Growing Up

5. It's A Payne Growing Up

30 min

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

Payne And Prejudice

6. Payne And Prejudice

30 min

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

Payneful News

7. Payneful News

30 min

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

Payneful Loss

8. Payneful Loss

30 min

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

Payneful Employment

9. Payneful Employment

30 min

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

Slightly Payneful Truth

10. Slightly Payneful Truth

30 min

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

Joy and Payne

11. Joy and Payne

30 min

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

A Sisters Payne

12. A Sisters Payne

30 min

Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

A Grand Payne

13. A Grand Payne

30 min

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

Games People Play

14. Games People Play

30 min

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

Help Wanted

15. Help Wanted

30 min

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

Old Lady Paynes

16. Old Lady Paynes

30 min

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

I Don't Know This Payne

17. I Don't Know This Payne

30 min

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'

Paul Mall

18. Paul Mall

30 min

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

With Friends Like These

19. With Friends Like These

30 min

Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

The Talent Show

20. The Talent Show

30 min

The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

Bringing Down the House

21. Bringing Down the House

30 min

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

Moving Day

22. Moving Day

30 min

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Moving Out

23. Moving Out

30 min

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Back Where We Belong

24. Back Where We Belong

30 min

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)

25. Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)

30 min

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)

26. Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)

30 min

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

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Where's the Payne?

1. Where's the Payne?

30 min

A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

Recurring Paynes

2. Recurring Paynes

30 min

Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.

Wigging Out

3. Wigging Out

30 min

Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

Payne Speaking

4. Payne Speaking

30 min

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

Parental Payne

5. Parental Payne

30 min

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

Payne, Payne Go Away

6. Payne, Payne Go Away

30 min

It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

Marriage Paynes

7. Marriage Paynes

30 min

All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

Ms. Curtis

8. Ms. Curtis

30 min

It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

Oh Christmas Payne

9. Oh Christmas Payne

30 min

Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

Til Payne Do Us Part

10. Til Payne Do Us Part

30 min

Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

Payneful Reunion

11. Payneful Reunion

30 min

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

From the Mouths of Babes

12. From the Mouths of Babes

30 min

The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

Blackout X 3

13. Blackout X 3

30 min

A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

Lady Sings to Blue

14. Lady Sings to Blue

30 min

The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

Something Brewing

15. Something Brewing

30 min

Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

Seal of Approval

16. Seal of Approval

30 min

Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.

Payneful Pie

17. Payneful Pie

30 min

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.

How Do You Like Your Roast?

18. How Do You Like Your Roast?

30 min

Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

Curtis Sings the Blues

19. Curtis Sings the Blues

30 min

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

Firestorm

20. Firestorm

30 min

During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

Heartbeat

21. Heartbeat

30 min

A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

Through the Fire

22. Through the Fire

30 min

Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

The Bible: King Payne's Version

23. The Bible: King Payne's Version

30 min

Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.

Matured Investment

24. Matured Investment

30 min

A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

Who's Your Daddy, Now?

25. Who's Your Daddy, Now?

30 min

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

Feet of Clay

26. Feet of Clay

30 min

Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

Date Night X 3

27. Date Night X 3

30 min

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

Watch the Son Shine

28. Watch the Son Shine

30 min

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

The Drinking Game

29. The Drinking Game

30 min

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

Who's on Top?

30. Who's on Top?

30 min

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

Help! Help! Help!

31. Help! Help! Help!

30 min

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

Stinging Payne

32. Stinging Payne

30 min

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

Worth Fighting For

33. Worth Fighting For

30 min

Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

Who's Your Nanny

34. Who's Your Nanny

30 min

The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

The Chef

35. The Chef

30 min

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

My Fair Curtis

36. My Fair Curtis

30 min

Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

Rest for the Weary

37. Rest for the Weary

30 min

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

Thug Life

38. Thug Life

30 min

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

Rehabilitation

39. Rehabilitation

30 min

CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

40. A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

30 min

Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.

House Guest

41. House Guest

30 min

Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

Payne Showers

42. Payne Showers

30 min

Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

Playing With Fire

43. Playing With Fire

30 min

Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

When the Payne's Away

44. When the Payne's Away

30 min

While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

Beginnings

45. Beginnings

30 min

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

Payne-ful Resolution

46. Payne-ful Resolution

30 min

Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

Season 782 episodes
Payneful Resolution Resolution

1. Payneful Resolution Resolution

30 min

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

Growing Paynes

2. Growing Paynes

30 min

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

Payne Protection

3. Payne Protection

30 min

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

Payneful Visit

4. Payneful Visit

30 min

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

5. Where There's a Will, There's a Way

30 min

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

Epic Fail

6. Epic Fail

30 min

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

Praying for Attention

7. Praying for Attention

30 min

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

Shout Out

8. Shout Out

30 min

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

Love Thy Neighbor

9. Love Thy Neighbor

30 min

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

Dream Girls

10. Dream Girls

30 min

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

A Payneful Night Out

11. A Payneful Night Out

30 min

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

Payneful Assistance

12. Payneful Assistance

30 min

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

House of Awkward

13. House of Awkward

30 min

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

Brain Payne

14. Brain Payne

30 min

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

Foster Paynes

15. Foster Paynes

30 min

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

Talented Paynes

16. Talented Paynes

30 min

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

Going, Going, Gone

17. Going, Going, Gone

30 min

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

Mother's Day Out

18. Mother's Day Out

30 min

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

So Hard to Say Goodbye

19. So Hard to Say Goodbye

30 min

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

Payneful Rescue

20. Payneful Rescue

30 min

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

A Mother's Payne

21. A Mother's Payne

30 min

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

Up from the Ashes

22. Up from the Ashes

30 min

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

The Payne Gang

23. The Payne Gang

30 min

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

The Gifted and the Grout

24. The Gifted and the Grout

30 min

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

Do the Fight Thing

25. Do the Fight Thing

30 min

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

1096

26. 1096

30 min

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

Number Five's Fight

27. Number Five's Fight

30 min

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

The Best Surprise

28. The Best Surprise

30 min

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

Working Paynes

29. Working Paynes

30 min

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

Curtis Jefferson

30. Curtis Jefferson

30 min

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

Dead Wrong

31. Dead Wrong

30 min

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

The Rich and Payneless

32. The Rich and Payneless

30 min

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

Mentoring Paynes

33. Mentoring Paynes

30 min

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

Roommate Paynes

34. Roommate Paynes

30 min

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

Pledging Paynes

35. Pledging Paynes

30 min

Malik gets hazed.

Help Me, Ella

36. Help Me, Ella

30 min

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

Paynefully Fit

37. Paynefully Fit

30 min

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

Do the Hustle

38. Do the Hustle

30 min

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

No More Payne

39. No More Payne

30 min

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

God Bless the Paynes

40. God Bless the Paynes

30 min

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

Do Or Die

41. Do Or Die

30 min

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

R.I.P - Rest In Payne

42. R.I.P - Rest In Payne

30 min

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

Payneful Survival

43. Payneful Survival

30 min

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

Payneful Recovery

44. Payneful Recovery

30 min

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

House of Nightmares

45. House of Nightmares

30 min

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

In Payne

46. In Payne

30 min

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

Payback

47. Payback

30 min

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

Daddy Day Scare

48. Daddy Day Scare

30 min

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

Pills and Thrills

49. Pills and Thrills

30 min

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

Scars of Payne

50. Scars of Payne

30 min

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

Payne vs. Payne

51. Payne vs. Payne

30 min

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

52. Guess Who Came to Breakfast

30 min

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

House of Force Closure

53. House of Force Closure

30 min

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

If It Ain't Broke

54. If It Ain't Broke

30 min

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

Neighborhood Crisis

55. Neighborhood Crisis

30 min

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

Down for the Count

56. Down for the Count

30 min

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

Stop, Drop, and Roll

57. Stop, Drop, and Roll

30 min

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

No Pass, No Play

58. No Pass, No Play

30 min

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

Payneful Injection

59. Payneful Injection

30 min

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

Batter Up

60. Batter Up

30 min

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

Payneful Matrimony

61. Payneful Matrimony

30 min

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

What You Know About Me

62. What You Know About Me

30 min

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

Right Turn

63. Right Turn

30 min

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

The Loan Ranger

64. The Loan Ranger

30 min

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

Payneful Divorce

65. Payneful Divorce

30 min

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

Up to the Challenge

66. Up to the Challenge

30 min

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

House of Sabotage

67. House of Sabotage

30 min

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

Payneful Pop In

68. Payneful Pop In

30 min

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

House of OMG

69. House of OMG

30 min

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

Keep it Moving

70. Keep it Moving

30 min

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

Bake, Rattle and Roll

71. Bake, Rattle and Roll

30 min

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

Dodging Bullies

72. Dodging Bullies

30 min

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

Payneful Distance

73. Payneful Distance

30 min

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

Not in the Cards

74. Not in the Cards

30 min

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

All Work and No Play

75. All Work and No Play

30 min

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

Amazing Matriarchs

76. Amazing Matriarchs

30 min

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

The First Dance

77. The First Dance

30 min

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

The Invention of Trust

78. The Invention of Trust

30 min

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

Payneful Realization

79. Payneful Realization

30 min

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

Trial and Tribulation

80. Trial and Tribulation

30 min

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

The Call Back

81. The Call Back

30 min

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

All's Well

82. All's Well

30 min

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

Season 825 episodes
A Wise Man's Opinion

1. A Wise Man's Opinion

22 min

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa’s pregnancy.

Delicious

2. Delicious

22 min

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

By Your Side

3. By Your Side

22 min

Malik's parents try to keep calm after finding out about Lisa's pregnancy, but Curtis and Ella are eager to gloat about the situation.

The Old People Game

4. The Old People Game

22 min

After Janine lets slip about a baby on the way, Jazmine tries to coax the whole story out of Ella.

Women of Today

5. Women of Today

22 min

Jazmine confides in Ella that she's feeling pressured to have sex, and Ella gives her a lesson in love, relationships and self-respect.

Mixed Emotions

6. Mixed Emotions

22 min

Calvin and Miranda's long, dragged-out divorce leads Malik to declare that he'll never get married, and Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.

Love and Hate

7. Love and Hate

22 min

Curtis gets upset at Ella for counselling Miranda about her divorce, and Miranda tries to engineer an accidental run-in with Calvin.

From Heart to Heart

8. From Heart to Heart

22 min

Calvin confronts his mom about taking to Miranda, and C.J. reveals that he's upset about how Lisa has taken over the house.

Someone

9. Someone

22 min

Miranda turns to Ella for advice, and Calvin introduces his new girlfriend Laura to his parents.

Something's Rotten

10. Something's Rotten

22 min

Miranda has an uncomfortable encounter with Laura, and C.J. urges Calvin to have a much-needed conversation with Ella.

Hard Lessons

11. Hard Lessons

22 min

A fight over breakfast leaves Ella feeling unappreciated, the house becomes a mess when Curtis is left to fend for himself, and Miranda confesses her feelings for Calvin.

Lucky Cards

12. Lucky Cards

22 min

Curtis looks for his lucky playing cards in anticipation of a game with the guys, and Ella's relationship advice creates an awkward confrontation.

Moving On

13. Moving On

22 min

Ella accuses Miranda of trying to make Calvin jealous by going on a date with a professional football player, and Curtis hopes to use the athlete to get free tickets to games.

Been a Long Time

14. Been a Long Time

22 min

Curtis enlists C.J. and Calvin to help plan a surprise birthday party for Ella, and Janine discovers a vape pen and weed mints in Jazmine's pockets.

J. Boogie

15. J. Boogie

22 min

Jazmine's insolent new boyfriend causes C.J. to lose his cool, and when Curtis is left alone with a vape pen, he decides to see what all the fuss is about.

The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

16. The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

22 min

After trying Jazmine's vape pen, Curtis gets extremely high, and Ella is confused by his odd behavior.

Dark Thirty

17. Dark Thirty

22 min

Curtis and Ella continue to deal with their accidental highs, and C.J. confronts the dealer who gave the vape pen and weed mints to Jazmine in the first place.

Out of Character

18. Out of Character

22 min

As Curtis and Ella's high lingers, Floyd, C.J. and Kaleb look for the vape pen and weed mints they used, and the next morning, Curtis and Ella make a promise to one another.

The Package

19. The Package

22 min

Despite her dad's warnings, Kaleb keeps trying to see Jazmine, and Curtis asks Calvin to wait at his house for a mysterious package to arrive.

If You Loved Me

20. If You Loved Me

22 min

Calvin grills Kaleb and Jazmine after catching them together at his parents' house, leading Jazmine to realize what kind of guy her boyfriend really is.

The Big Game

21. The Big Game

22 min

C.J. tries to give Malik a lesson in compromise after Lisa takes over the only TV in the house, and Miranda makes it known to the family that she's going on a date.

Give and Take

22. Give and Take

22 min

When Lisa invites herself to stay with Ella and Curtis after a fight with Malik, the family forces the feuding couple to sit down and work things out.

Parenting 101

23. Parenting 101

22 min

Miranda implores Curtis to babysit her son, C.J. pressures Malik to join the workforce, and Lisa and Malik get an unexpected crash course in parenting.

Ya' Hearrrrd Me

24. Ya' Hearrrrd Me

22 min

Ella suspects there are deeper issues behind Lisa and Malik's fight over a toilet seat, and Curtis's relationship advice to his nephew backfires.

Woman of the Night

25. Woman of the Night

22 min

Ella is disturbed by what she finds when she drops in on Malik and Lisa, Miranda makes assumptions about her dinner date with Calvin, and C.J. responds to a red alert.

Season 922 episodes
Whiplash

1. Whiplash

22 min

While recovering from his injuries, C.J. comes under investigation for his conduct during the fire, and Lisa feels judged by Malik's family.

A Payneful Lesson

2. A Payneful Lesson

22 min

Calvin tries to impress Laura by cooking her an elegant meal, and C.J. resists his family's attempts to help him while he recuperates.

All Lumped Together

3. All Lumped Together

22 min

Ella receives alarming news after a routine mammogram, and Malik is in danger of losing his scholarship after he's had to shoulder the responsibilities of his household.

Back That Thang Up

4. Back That Thang Up

22 min

Calvin and Floyd help Ella around the house, C.J. seeks alternative treatments for his back problems, and a car robbery takes everyone by surprise.

Sauce Bosses

5. Sauce Bosses

22 min

C.J. tries to talk Floyd out of selling the family barbecue sauce recipe, and Calvin grows concerned when he learns Miranda wants to buy a gun for protection.

Missing Mustard Seeds

6. Missing Mustard Seeds

22 min

Curtis puts Ellas’ big day in peril and Malik takes a class that doesn’t go over well with the family.

In the Hot Seat

7. In the Hot Seat

22 min

As Calvin and Laura prepare for premarital counseling, Curtis steps in to give them relationship advice of his own, which leaves the couple at odds with each other.

Karen

8. Karen

22 min

Calvin's life is turned upside down when a white woman posts false theft accusations against him on social media, and C.J. is disappointed to learn that Malik doesn't vote.

Me Against the World

9. Me Against the World

22 min

Ella plans a family game night, but things get awkward when Miranda shows up to the party, and Clarence suspects Floyd is trolling him online.

Pow Wow at the Paynes

10. Pow Wow at the Paynes

22 min

After a police shooting at a music festival, Malik joins a protest to demand the release of bodycam footage, and Ella tries to be supportive of Lisa's jewelry-making ambitions.

Bearer of Bad News

11. Bearer of Bad News

22 min

Ella steps in as mediator when Miranda refuses to allow her son to participate in Calvin and Laura's upcoming wedding, and C.J. worries that Lisa may have betrayed Malik.

Fake Newsletters

12. Fake Newsletters

22 min

Things get ugly between Curtis and C.J. as they face off against each other in a contentious local election, and Ella tries her hand as a life coach to Lisa.

Home Invaders

13. Home Invaders

22 min

Ella's house is turned upside down thanks to a termite problem, and Malik tries to take control when his living situation with Lisa gets increasingly frustrating.

DNAin’t

14. DNAin’t

22 min

Floyd arranges genetic testing for the family to prove he has superior African DNA, and Calvin prepares Malik for his upcoming road trip across the country with Lisa.

Stop Shop and Roll

15. Stop Shop and Roll

22 min

Floyd leads a home safety training session for the family, Ella covers up her online shopping addiction, and Lisa bets Malik that he can't stay off his phone for 24 hours.

Paynefully Honest

16. Paynefully Honest

22 min

Calvin and Miranda struggle to navigate coparenting with Laura in the picture, and Ella plans an intimate night to reconnect with Curtis.

Wondering Prince

17. Wondering Prince

22 min

C.J.'s excited about his high school reunion, but his Prince versus Stevie Wonder debate with Floyd and Calvin may cost him his caterer, and Lisa teaches Miranda how to navigate dating apps.

A Little Discipline

18. A Little Discipline

22 min

Miranda flies off the handle when she learns Laura disciplined Christian, and Malik is conflicted when he suspects his prospective employer is racist.

A Payneful Compromise

19. A Payneful Compromise

22 min

Calvin, C.J. and Ella join forces to help Floyd get in better shape after finding out he is prediabetic, and Calvin grows increasingly frustrated with Miranda's frequent visits.

Fine Wine

20. Fine Wine

22 min

Calvin assures his skeptical family he's ready to give up his playboy ways and settle down for good with Laura, but an encounter with a beautiful realtor tests his resolve.

The First Day

21. The First Day

22 min

C.J. obsesses over being in tip-top shape for his first day back at work, and Miranda's request for more child support interferes with Calvin's and Laura's extravagant wedding plans.

Payneful Suffering

22. Payneful Suffering

22 min

In preparation for Janine's early return home, Lisa insists on making a special dinner to impress her, Curtis and Ella catch wind of damaging family drama, and C.J. receives unexpected news.

Season 1022 episodes
What's in a Payne Name

1. What's in a Payne Name

22 min

Malik and Lisa can't agree on a name for their newborn baby, C.J. worries about Janine as reports of a plane incident come in, and Calvin offers relationship advice to Malik.

Major Payne

2. Major Payne

22 min

As the pressure mounts for Lisa to choose her college classes, she envisions what her future would be like down different career paths.

Bag Men

3. Bag Men

22 min

After Curtis starts a new family food truck business, his chief of operations Lisa is upset to learn that Malik is receiving a higher wage despite having a subordinate role.

H.O. Hate

4. H.O. Hate

22 min

Curtis sets his sights on retaliation when the new HOA president threatens to shut down the grand opening of his food truck.

Meme, Myself and I

5. Meme, Myself and I

22 min

CJ discovers more than he wants to know when he attempts to bond with his kids via social media, and fame goes to Curtis's head when his comical rants turn him into a viral sensation.

Good Will Nothing

6. Good Will Nothing

22 min

Ella talks Curtis into writing his will after the sudden passing of a friend, and when the rest of the family realizes a potential inheritance is in play, they all start sucking up.

Payne-Ting

7. Payne-Ting

22 min

Calvin and Malik question everything they know about love and fidelity when they unearth Ella's old diary and find her passionate love poems addressed to someone other than Curtis.

A Payne-Ful Interview

8. A Payne-Ful Interview

22 min

Calvin and Ella help Curtis prepare for an interview to promote his BBQ sauce on one of Atlanta's hottest shows, and Malik learns about Lisa's responsibilities while taking care of MaLisa.

Woman to Woman

9. Woman to Woman

22 min

Malik educates C.J. and Lisa about criminal justice reform, and Miranda and Laura clash over a gift for Christian and their distinct roles in his life.

It Was All a Dream

10. It Was All a Dream

22 min

Calvin sends flirty texts to Miranda after a raucous night out with his friends, and C.J. gives Malik an important lesson about marriage and fatherhood.

Payneful Pain

11. Payneful Pain

22 min

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by recreating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary, and Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.

Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married

12. Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married

22 min

Curtis's scheming and reluctance to spend money on his and Ella's vow renewal ceremony has Ella reconsidering her recommitment.

Unwelcomed Neighbors

13. Unwelcomed Neighbors

22 min

Curtis draws the family into his web of paranoia when he spots unusual activity at the vacant house across the street, and Laura questions Calvin's financial generosity towards Miranda.

Cracked Nest Egg

14. Cracked Nest Egg

22 min

Calvin injures his foot at the church's run-down help center, and Curtis and Ella argue about using their retirement funds to update the building.

The Paranoid and the Private

15. The Paranoid and the Private

22 min

Curtis panics when he discovers a prized possession missing from his food truck, and Miranda’s idea to send Christian to a private school leaves Calvin conflicted.

Of Mice and Men

16. Of Mice and Men

22 min

When a mouse turns up in the house and disturbs Ella's peace, Curtis explores extermination methods and turns the house into a war zone, plus Malik lands a new job at a medical

Insecurity System

17. Insecurity System

22 min

Miranda helps Ella feng shui her living room, Malik lets Laura test-drive a drone from the fire department, and Calvin helps C.J. install a security system with audio-visual capabilities.

Hashtag Help

18. Hashtag Help

22 min

Ella enlists Lisa to create a viral campaign for the church's help center, and Calvin gives Curtis some pointers for launching his Sauce Boss brand.

Mr. Bills

19. Mr. Bills

22 min

Curtis regrets his overreaction to Ella's spending habits when she starts cutting back on luxuries like delicious food and premium channels, and C.J. dives into the world of cryptocurrency.

Coco Parenting

20. Coco Parenting

22 min

C.J. faces insecurity when Janine's new out-of-town job changes the roles at home, and Calvin and Miranda re-evaluate their parenting when Christian is suspended for repeated bullying.

So Nice to Meat You

21. So Nice to Meat You

22 min

Curtis becomes suspicious when Glo presents him with an overly generous apology gift, while Calvin's friend Peanut thinks he may have found his sugar mama.

Payneful Patriarch

22. Payneful Patriarch

22 min

Malik's promising new business opportunity leads to a complex political argument with C.J., and Curtis's dispute with bossy neighbor Glo over an HOA violation has shocking consequences.

Season 1122 episodes
Like New Money

1. Like New Money

22 min

After narrowly surviving the truck explosion, Curtis becomes convinced someone is out to get him, and Miranda helps Calvin get to the root of Junior's bad behavior at school.

Just Payne Trippin'

2. Just Payne Trippin'

22 min

Jazmine's family is skeptical when she starts picking up habits and ideas from her young, free-thinking college professor, and Calvin and Miranda face a serious coparenting dilemma.

Les Sexy Sauce

3. Les Sexy Sauce

22 min

Curtis and Floyd swing into action to track down the thief who's been bootlegging Curtis's special homemade sauce, and Ella and Miranda help Malik and Lisa through a romantic rough patch.

One-Legged Funeral Director

4. One-Legged Funeral Director

22 min

Calvin suspects one of the main characters in Miranda's novel is based on him, and Curtis encourages Christian to be more physical on the soccer field.

Forget Me Not

5. Forget Me Not

22 min

The family sees a different side of Curtis when he loses his memory, and C.J. goes too far in helping the twins with their science project.

Encouragement

6. Encouragement

22 min

Janine helps C.J. get into a healthy lifestyle after he fails a physical aptitude test at work, and dinner with Laura's parents goes downhill fast when Calvin's past comes to light.

Balancing Payne

7. Balancing Payne

22 min

Two partnerships are put to the test when Laura fears she isn't a priority in Calvin's life and Floyd feels excluded by Curtis's independent plans for a new food truck and menu.

Paynes in the Butt

8. Paynes in the Butt

22 min

Curtis expects a financial windfall when he inherits two African sculptures from his late uncle, and C.J. and Janine disagree about how to discipline Hayden and Jayden.

Deena

9. Deena

20 min

Malik and family get introduced to Lisa’s mom, Deena. Miranda attempts to produce a Vlog for Ella.

The New Praisers

10. The New Praisers

22 min

Jazmine seeks Ella's guidance as she starts a Bible study group at her college, and Laura insists Calvin draws stronger boundaries with Miranda.

Model Behavior

11. Model Behavior

22 min

A new smart home device makes Curtis paranoid about technology, and Malik grows suspicious after Lisa gets approached by a modeling photographer.

I Am Handywoman, Hear Me Roar

12. I Am Handywoman, Hear Me Roar

22 min

C.J. and Janine get drawn into Malik and Lisa's disagreement about love languages, and Ella is determined to prove Curtis wrong when he casts doubt on her DIY home maintenance skills.

Make It Rain

13. Make It Rain

19 min

Laura's discomfort with Calvin's bachelor party threatens to throw a wrench in his plans, and as Malik struggles to build a toy for MaLisa, Curtis and C.J. want to show him how it's done.

Say My Name

14. Say My Name

20 min

Miranda struggles to find her footing as she jumps back into the dating scene to get over Calvin, and C.J. fights off bad luck after a chain email seemingly works its magic on him.

Out in the Open

15. Out in the Open

22 min

After a tragedy at work, CJ encourages his family to be more open about their mental health, and Miranda confides in Ella about missing the physical aspects of being in a relationship.

Zaddy

16. Zaddy

22 min

Jazmine considers dropping her educational ambitions when the glamorous influencer life tempts her, and CJ fights to convince her that fast fame and easy money aren't really so easy.

El Capitan

17. El Capitan

22 min

Curtis goes overboard with his crimefighting ambitions when Glo reveals plans to elect a neighborhood watch captain, and Jazmine worries about C.J. and Malik's love of junk food.

To Jump or Not to Jump

18. To Jump or Not to Jump

22 min

Laura grapples with anxiety over traditional marital expectations as her wedding date nears, and Curtis and Gloria face off after he asks Malik and Jazmine paint the front door.

They Call Me Chef Payne

19. They Call Me Chef Payne

22 min

C.J. and Jazmine help Jayden overcome his stage fright before he performs in a school play, and Calvin and Laura crush Curtis's dream of catering their wedding.

Run Them Pockets

20. Run Them Pockets

22 min

C.J.'s poker night gets heated, and Malik and Ella don't see eye to eye on bringing legalized gambling to Georgia.

Double Trouble

21. Double Trouble

22 min

To Curtis’ horror, Floyd and Glo begin dating and wants to double date with he and Ella. Pookie and Peanut ask CJ to mentor them when they decide to become firefighters.

True Measures

22. True Measures

22 min

Calvin questions his parenting skills when Junior acts out, C.J. panics when Jazmine considers dropping out of college, and Laura suspects Calvin isn't being faithful.

Season 1222 episodes
Piece by Piece

1. Piece by Piece

22 min

Calvin teams up with his ex-wife Miranda to get to the bottom of why Laura broke off their engagement, while also working with Ella to repair his relationship with Calvin Jr. Meanwhile, Curtis and Floyd attempt to get publicity for their BBQ sauce brand.

Adjust Your Crown, Sis

2. Adjust Your Crown, Sis

22 min

When Ella sponsors the membership of the new wife of a longtime dea-con into her social club, Incomparable Crowns, she begins to suspect something may be going on behind closed doors in the new marriage.

No Bueno

3. No Bueno

22 min

Jazmine reminds a forgetful C.J. about his first wedding anniversary. Curtis and Ella bring over a cake called “No Bueno” to celebrate, only to learn there is no celebration to be had. Elsewhere, Calvin prepares to attend Pookie’s wedding solo.

Failure to Succeed

4. Failure to Succeed

22 min

Malik is thrilled when he lands an interview with a councilman he idolizes, but he finds out that getting the job is only half the battle. Curtis fails a health inspection forcing him to modify his barbecue recipe to disastrous results.

Love Yourz

5. Love Yourz

22 min

A concerned Calvin enlists his quirky friends Pookie and Peanut to help his struggling son, Calvin Jr., with math.

The Chicken or the Egg

6. The Chicken or the Egg

22 min

In the middle of a city-wide egg shortage, Curtis searches for reasonably priced eggs. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to gain professional work experience by going to work with the Paynes.

I Wanna Dance with Somebody

7. I Wanna Dance with Somebody

22 min

When Calvin Jr.’s mom can’t take him to the Mother-Son dance, Miranda and Laura compete to be her replacement.

A Payneful Father's Day

8. A Payneful Father's Day

22 min

Ella organizes the women to plan a special Father’s Day for the men in their lives. Meanwhile, Floyd and Glo have their first argument as a couple.

Hut-Hut Psyche

9. Hut-Hut Psyche

22 min

Calvin wants Calvin Jr. to play football, but Ella thinks football is too dangerous and pushes him to play tennis instead.

Final Answer

10. Final Answer

22 min

Jazmine gets caught up in a cheating scandal at school and Curtis enlists the help of a vlogger to promote his food truck.

All Hands on Deck

11. All Hands on Deck

22 min

Curtis calls on his family to help work the food truck, and Malik faces a tough decision when Councilman Dustman tasks him with creating a smear campaign against his opponent.

Break Up to Make Up

12. Break Up to Make Up

22 min

C.J. and Janine try to mediate Curtis and Floyd's messy disagreement, and when Miranda helps Calvin take care of a sick Christian, Calvin has a big realization.

If It Ain't Broke

13. If It Ain't Broke

22 min

Miranda steps in as Calvin and Junior deal with fallout from their big fight, and C.J. and Janine employ techniques they learned in couples counseling to tackle a home improvement project.

House of Funk

14. House of Funk

22 min

Calvin and Laura try to teach the boys to clean up after themselves, and Ella meets with the head deacon to discuss serious concerns but does not get the response she expected.

Barracuda Pool

15. Barracuda Pool

22 min

Curtis and Floyd pitch their BBQ sauce to potential investors on a popular TV show, and Calvin gets jealous when Miranda goes to the club with Jazmine for a fun ladies' night out.

Paynefully Moving On

16. Paynefully Moving On

22 min

Ella has become conflicted with the politics of her church and has to make a big decision, and Floyd worries that evidence of his past behavior might get him canceled and hurt his business.

Tricks No Treats

17. Tricks No Treats

22 min

Curtis surprises Ella with a gift that brings unexpected results, and Calvin struggles with whether he and Laura are ready to walk down the aisle.

Love at First Swipe

18. Love at First Swipe

22 min

C.J. and Janine receive marital advice from an unlikely source, and Peanut seeks help with his newfound online lover.

House of Cards

19. House of Cards

22 min

Calvin finds himself in the middle of a feud he wants no part of, and Jazmine, discouraged about her career path, learns she has more time than she thinks to plan her life.

The Incomparable Ella

20. The Incomparable Ella

22 min

Ella and her social club band together to help a friend in a dangerous situation, and Jazmine takes her future into her own hands when her reputation becomes wrongfully tarnished.

Houston, We've Got a Problem

21. Houston, We've Got a Problem

22 min

Calvin struggles with Tracie's decision to relocate Calvin Jr. to Houston, and Malik hosts an impromptu election night watch party with a nervous Councilman Dustman.

House of Love

22. House of Love

22 min

Laura finds herself at odds with her future in-laws, and Jasmine works on a journalism project that brings the generations together.

Season 1319 episodes
House of Realization

1. House of Realization

22 min

After a sit-down, Ella faces off with Elaine and confronts her about her true feelings towards Laura, and Malik gets creative about his parenting.

Doing the Work

2. Doing the Work

22 min

Laura's temper gets the better of her in the wake of her unpleasant clash with the Paynes, and Ella's successful Bible study takes an unexpected turn when Mrs. Wellington arrives.

House of Outrage

3. House of Outrage

22 min

Ella reveals her deep disdain for Laura, and C.J. and Curtis advise Calvin on the challenge of preserving his future marriage while also safeguarding his relationship with his mother.

The Talk

4. The Talk

22 min

Ella confronts Laura in an attempt at reconciliation, and Janine must navigate unexpected challenges when Deena urgently requests to meet.

House of Tough Decisions

5. House of Tough Decisions

22 min

Tensions rise between Curtis and Floyd as a new potential business creates havoc, and Jazmine grapples with a challenging decision regarding a dishonest former classmate.

House of Bad Neighbors

6. House of Bad Neighbors

22 min

The Payne family must innovate when Mrs. Wellington returns with a vengeance, and Calvin's relationship with Laura hits a turning point.

Burying the Hatchet

7. Burying the Hatchet

22 min

Ella seeks divine help when tempers flare between Laura and the Payne family, and Jazmine must decide whether to forgive her dishonest classmate.

House of Probation

8. House of Probation

22 min

Calvin and Laura receive unexpected news, Curtis and Glo join forces against Mrs. Wellington, and Calvin and Miranda navigate the complexities of co-parenting.

House of Second Chances

9. House of Second Chances

22 min

Jazmine grapples with a roller coaster of emotions during a group project, and Ella imparts crucial advice as Curtis and Floyd navigate the intricacies of business.

Protector in Chief

10. Protector in Chief

22 min

C.J. springs into action when tragedy strikes downtown, and Lisa is pulled from all angles at home.

The Storm

11. The Storm

22 min

Calvin and Laura hit a rough patch when he and Miranda team up to express their disapproval of Laura's birthday gift for Christian, and Glo's political rival plays dirty.

House of Change

12. House of Change

22 min

Curtis and C.J. are honored for their contributions to the city, but the celebrations comes to a halt when Calvin shares unhappy new developments with the family.

House of Final Chapters

13. House of Final Chapters

22 min

Curtis and Floyd are divided over Q Anthony's seemingly lucrative offer for their business, and Calvin faces the end of the road with Laura.

A Brother's Love

14. A Brother's Love

22 min

The family raises a brow at Miranda's new boo, and Calvin must navigate the complexities of parenting.

Can We Have Dinner

15. Can We Have Dinner

22 min

In the wake of his breakup with Laura, Calvin reconsiders his relationship with ex Miranda, and Jazmine's school project leads to a surprising connection.

Hanging Solo

16. Hanging Solo

22 min

The stakes are high, and all hands are on deck on Election Day, and Calvin is determined to find the answer to his question about Miranda's love life.

A Chicken Dinner

17. A Chicken Dinner

21 min

The family isn't happy as Calvin considers repairing his relationship with Laura, and things heat up between Jaxon and Jazmine on their first date night.

Good as Gold

18. Good as Gold

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Episode 19

19. Episode 19

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Cast

LaVan Davis

LaVan Davis

Curtis Booker T. Payne

Cassi Davis

Cassi Davis

Ella Williams-Payne

Allen Payne

Allen Payne

Clarence 'C.J.' Payne Jr.

Doc Shaw

Doc Shaw

Malik Payne

Lance Gross

Lance Gross

Calvin Payne

Keshia Knight Pulliam

Keshia Knight Pulliam

Miranda Lucas-Payne

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