Time Gentlemen Please (2000)

The pub's regulars try to get The Guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.

The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.

Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.

The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.

The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.

Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.

A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.

The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.

The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.

The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.

The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.

Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.

The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.

A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.

The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.

The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.

The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.

Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.

The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.

Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.

Terry mourns for his late mother.

Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.

Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.

The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.

Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.

Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.

Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.

Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.

Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.

Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.

The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.

Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.

The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.

Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.

Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.

Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.

Greg finds religion.

The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.